Hubba Hubba Obama (You Can Hold Me Up ANYTIME) March 29, 2008
(Source: Gawker Stalker Obalker)
Source: Gawker Stalker
My Cafferty File March 27, 2008
Why are Hillary’s approval ratings so low?
Because voters are smarter than she thinks they are, and far smarter
than the way in which she is treating them.
Her campaign has become an insult to the intelligence of progressive
people everywhere.
(omg i emailed CNN >8( WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME?
Update: CNN just autoreplied to my inbox! out damn spot out.
Wise Why’s March 24, 2008
WHY did i wait so long to find a doctor?
WHY is there no joy left in my job?
WHY can’t (some, harumph) men see what they do wrong?
WHY do i imagine transgressions to beat myself up over?
WHY DO I STILL CARE??
Shifting Paradigms March 21, 2008
yes we can he cries to thunderous applause
as hope and wonder rise from stomachs
knotted by 8 years of corruption
and 5 years of an illegal and murderous war.
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ulcerated with disappointment, disillusionment
disconnected from hope by arbitrary rule
solidified by fear, insulated from reality,
and swaddled in yesterday’s ideology of hate.
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no they cant from blind eyes glazed, spitting
incredulous scorn at the naivety of the masses
forgetting those masses marched for civil rights,
brought soldiers home from vietnam.
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he’s nothing but black crows a rival
sputtering with middle-aged desperation,
entrenched in a guerilla campaign of old-school fear
look at what his pastor said.
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we can overcome he assures while the paradigm shifts
remember: the remnants of every empire
have clung tightly with straining claws
to the dying whispers of power they once knew.
OverHeard in the Mainstream Media March 19, 2008
Hair and Teeth: After making this speech are you worried you are now the
“Race Candidate”?
Barack Obama: …
TEEFLERS March 13, 2008
if “teefler” isn’t technically a word it should be. like “equalist”, but don’t get
me started. Anyway: thief -> teef -> teefler. First heard (along with excessive
amounts of overly loud and distorted buju and super cat) in a tiny, hot-boxed
ottawa u dorm. Likely while playing domino’s and fighting about who should
order pizza.
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Teefler is a verb (”he teeflered my girl/seat/red stripe”) or a noun “bumba
clot teefler”. I got teeflered today. some punks cloned my card and racked up
an obscene amount at parking lots and gas stations. obviously i’m dramatic
about everything but this make me icky - i’m a virgo and a paranoid virgo -
i shield the pin pad even when it has it’s own cover, change my passwords
monthly, and still - i got TEEFLERED!!! Well, technically Mastercard did
but it shows up on my raas clot bill.
daily obsessions March 11, 2008
- what if: correlation between cookie dough and muscle tone!
- large pores
- what not drinking means for my: liver, stomach, budget, cheekbones
- the word “ferocious”
Please Help Us Obama March 9, 2008
More than two years of income trusts, midnight firings of independent
regulators who dared to be independent and not conservative minions,
stonewalling the media, dictatorship of the PMO, international ridicule
of neocon global warming pseudoscience and stalling delivered by a
belligerent snake oil salesman, cherry-picking which death-sentenced
citizens to seek clemency for, c-10 censorship, another bill that quietly
assigns rights to a fetus, bribing a dying, independent MP with $1million
payable to his family after his death, handcuffing parliament by making
every vote one of confidence and then castrating the senate (THE ONLY
THING THAT CAN PROTECT OUR RIGHTS) by threatening to dissolve
parliament if their minefield bills don’t pass the senate quickly enough
for their liking.
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Since January 23, 2006 the acid drip drip drip in my stomach has
steadily corroded what i thought being canadian WAS. it’s enough for a
thousand rants, usually hurled at the screen during reruns of question
period. the arrogance, the outdated ideology, the small-penis syndrome
inspired wrangling - it all has me changing the channel. To, of all things,
CNN.
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the scene to the south is a marked contrast: inspired masses firmly in
step behind a multicultural pied piper singing of hopes and dreams. his
lack of experience an asset because the question now, in a paradigm
shifted to the left, is “experience in what model?” and rejection of that
model and distrust of what experience in it signifies.
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the contrast couldn’t be more clear - so how does our warmongering
leader-for-now bridge that divide? what is our government-for-now’s
first foray into the inspirational sphere that is barack obama? a leak
and a smear, a very public and well publicized stumble, interference, the
motives for which could not be more transparent. not remarkable
considering the list of blunders but well noticed nonetheless.
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As they march to the left after 8 years we have been dragged doggedly to
the right for 2. Considering what they’ve done in 2 years - what will be
left after 6 more?
ignorance: biting my tongue March 5, 2008
“they should throw all the junkies in the ocean”
she says with a half smile secret handshake
that whispers from her heart shaped face
“its ok - it’s only them”
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“it’s not like babies are born with it”
from a loved and softly cradled upper middle
classless princess peering down her pedestal
“they’re nasty and selfish”
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“i think i offended him” she laughs, all clever
as my teeth meet between my tongue and
8 red moons slice into the palms of my clenched fists
“i wonder what his problem was?”
